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1523Y00F04ruby15Y00C2Y00J1NMailing List 3
1218Y00F04ruby12Y00C3NJude of Panda
0824Y00F05prime08Y00C1Y00J0N
0801NThe following is the latest news on my mailing list... edited a little bit!
0801NIf you have email and want to get on any future mail outs of mine then email
0801Nme at: judeobscure@goecities.com
0816Y00F07pcclone08N
0811Y00C2Y00J1N--
0811Y00C3Y00J0N
0801NI see no reason to stop doing these mailouts to you all so I'll carry on, but
0801Nit has come to my attention that others may be abusing me - technicaly taking
0801Nthis mailing list and mailing out their own peverse contributions. This is
0801Nfine by me. In the case of Sam Penny, who provided fast and efficent details
0801Non the new Red Dwarf film (which could be animated with voices provided by
0806Y45C4NKate Robbins and Barry Took) but Clh8, alias --- I'm sorry some fucking
0801Nsloane has just decided to use a mobile phone and make himself the butt of
0806Y27C3Neven the paupers jokes. --- Chrislh8 has used this list to publicly question
0801Nmy sanity. As you will know by now this is a dangerous activity... would you
0801Ngive brandy to an alcoholic?, so to publicly goad my insecurities about my
0801Nmental wellbeing is tantamount to bloody-bloody scratching at a bloody-bloody
0801Ngash in my fore-arm.
0801N
0801NThere is only one story today and this is it... the only major piece of news
0801Ncurrently doing the rounds:
0801N
0801N
1223Y00F04ruby12Y00C2Y00J1NKirk and Scotty in pyscho-sexual-death-pact
0826Y00F07pcclone08Y00C3Y00J0N
0801NActors William Shatner and James Dooham may not have spoken to each other off
0801Nset in 18 long years but it has transpired that there were reasons behind the
0801N2 big men's silence. Shatner, now 67 and Dooham, now 66 but once younger and
0801Nslimmer were secretly involved in behind the scenes games with
0801Nauto-asphyixiation and soddomy. At one point Shats reached an incredible 23
0801Nstone as he worried about Dooham hitting him round the choppers. As his
0801Ntrousers balooned he lost his composure and could be frequently found
0801Nbed-wetting his wife and striking his tabby-cat, Aiguely with a leg of lamb,
0801Ntempting her near to him. Shats lost all control of his motor skills and
0801Nsweated in his own pools of stool-encrusted skin, constricted under his
0801Ngirdle restrained fat-Elvis waistline. Doohan, who regualy enjoyed abusing
0801Nslanty-eyed young Belgian boys old enough to be his father, admitted that
0801Nthings had gone to far when in the fun-filled feature lengther, Star Trek 5
0801Nhe believed that he really did meet god and he liked it: "I was hooked.
0801NYeah I was hooked. There was this fucking ball of white light stuff. It was
0801Ngod he fucking loves me. Lots" Shatner reports similar events: "I didn't
0801Ngive a crap about saving those sperm whales you know. All that mattered to
0801Nme was seeing Doohan chained up as I lacerated his vulnerable corpse about
0801Nthe windpipe." The games may have ended but there is an undeniable tension
0801Nbetween the two men who came close to dieing many times, as their over-sexed
0801Ngames went too far. "We're both fat and old now but I'd do it again Bill,
0801Nanytime" comments Dooham. Shats himself was unavalible to comment, too busy
0801Npainting the pretty cover to his new novel `Tech-Guns and Things` the 28th
0801Nnovel in the series he pretends to write.
0801N
0811Y00S4Y00C5NYOU'VE REACHED THE CAPS AND THAT MEANS I'VE REACHED MY TETHER BUT THEY'LL BE
0801NMORE.
0816Y00S0Y00C4Y00C3N
0806Y00J1NSend your comments... join the fans, tease the critics.
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